11/11/16 - Put your steel toe boots on - Vaguebooking

Vaguebooking - (from Urban Dictionary) An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on.
Example:
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it" 
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

  • If your status is too private for you to post your entire complaint either don't post anything at all OR get a blog.  Some of these vague posts may be cries for help but people get so worn down by the amount of them that they have discontinued caring. 
  
  • If your status is too private for you to post your entire complaint, call a friend.

  • If your status is too private for you to post your entire complaint, call your cousin or Mom.

  • If your status is too private for you to post your entire complaint, send it in messenger to people that may still care.

  • If your status is too private for you to post your entire complaint, buy the domain, http://vaguebook.com/, and make your own website.  You would have zillions of users.
 
Now that I've offended half of you, have a fine day!
 
#keepDawnweird





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